Monday, December 28, 2009

Scrotum Itches Like Crazy

The 20 best figures of 2009

the end of each year, you know, it's time budgets. The 2009 motorsport after all has gone to great unless some unforeseen event, the inevitable fool always happen at an inconvenient time. Me and my partner we have compiled for you the ranking of the top 20 figures of shit with which we have to show us in the paddock with 8 races of the 2009 season ... Enjoy!

20. A few months later (see Section 4) ends up back in that kind of hospitality to a multi-ethnic party based on pure vodka and Coca-Cola for a qualification failure and the inability to run the next 3 engines due time!

19. The other meets a pilot in the paddock and he acknowledges calling it "one of the back." (Photo )

18. Two umbrellas for a pilot, an all-perfect, the other with the dancers to toe award "Parasol lowest Civ 2009." (Photo )

17. A passes 24 hours by calling Panta, the goddess of fire greek. (Photo )

16. The same was almost not able to make a fool of in front of the usual K, at least the last race, and ended up with ice cream stain to right in front of him.

15. A trying not to meet the person of his recurring nightmares that clashes with the cold in the middle of the paddock. (Photo )

14. The other is presented by a pilot to a group of strangers as "the one known in the motorhome ..." (Photo )

13. A meets his ex in the paddock because of one of the bigger waves and not one, not two, not three but four times! (Photo )

12. central stand, Monza WSBK 2009: 10:40 pm, two wild cheering pilots are put at random, one for revenge, the other does not quite know why, without knowing that behind them lies a mysterious fan club called " Pota! (Photo )

11. trying to escape the attacks, one of two is repaired dall'amichetto that doubles as a shield Ducati (readily sgam in full).

TOP 10:
10. A
repeatedly switch in front of a crowded box by removing his sunglasses to see better and commenting on voice and facial expression "so red!" (Photo )

9. The same must hunt down the driver of your dreams waiting for the colleague / friend perennially late: "Where are you going?" - "Toilet" - "Sorry?" - "BATHROOM!" - "Oops ..." (Photo )

8. Monza WSBK 2009: In an hour unspecified, K has a phantom designed to do, "FRU FRU" on hair one of them. Pantene Award (she has not yet recovered!). (Photo )

7. 0:40 pm to Saturday, May 2, 2009, two crazy in the car trying to exit a locked gate, trying to understand how some people were able to get out of there a few moments before. Mystery is not solved yet! (Photo )

6. After yet another foray into German, one of two states, "But xxxxx has taken a bath in Chanel No. 5?"

5. One begins to sob dramatically in a climax.

4. After various vicissitudes, the other ends in a kind of hospitality to eat the delicious multi-ethnic pasta to potato chips.

3. Brux Do you use? For what? - Because I used to "grit your teeth" - I think you used it for sex - Oh, yes. - Really? - Yes Sara, but you understand what you said? No Pauline, do not you see I'm stoned? He asked you if you use it for sex ... - Oh No Max, I do not use it for it ... I used to "gnash their teeth" during the night! (Photo )

2. After "See you next year in Monza, it's time for" See you later! " (Photo )

1. A sgam is full of a mysterious pilot of an imaginary friend that no team goes about its un'accipicchia Teutonic friends: thirty seconds, the other one had done yet another figure of shit moving the chair to accommodate for the elusive driver next to her, while in the K I ask you kindly to support the leg incident follows a scene of panic, in which appears returns from the restroom and finds himself in the press room location completely loose, with people sticking out from everywhere. (Photo )

Any reference to persons, property or real events is purely coincidental.

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