Monday, December 28, 2009

Scrotum Itches Like Crazy

The 20 best figures of 2009

the end of each year, you know, it's time budgets. The 2009 motorsport after all has gone to great unless some unforeseen event, the inevitable fool always happen at an inconvenient time. Me and my partner we have compiled for you the ranking of the top 20 figures of shit with which we have to show us in the paddock with 8 races of the 2009 season ... Enjoy!

20. A few months later (see Section 4) ends up back in that kind of hospitality to a multi-ethnic party based on pure vodka and Coca-Cola for a qualification failure and the inability to run the next 3 engines due time!

19. The other meets a pilot in the paddock and he acknowledges calling it "one of the back." (Photo )

18. Two umbrellas for a pilot, an all-perfect, the other with the dancers to toe award "Parasol lowest Civ 2009." (Photo )

17. A passes 24 hours by calling Panta, the goddess of fire greek. (Photo )

16. The same was almost not able to make a fool of in front of the usual K, at least the last race, and ended up with ice cream stain to right in front of him.

15. A trying not to meet the person of his recurring nightmares that clashes with the cold in the middle of the paddock. (Photo )

14. The other is presented by a pilot to a group of strangers as "the one known in the motorhome ..." (Photo )

13. A meets his ex in the paddock because of one of the bigger waves and not one, not two, not three but four times! (Photo )

12. central stand, Monza WSBK 2009: 10:40 pm, two wild cheering pilots are put at random, one for revenge, the other does not quite know why, without knowing that behind them lies a mysterious fan club called " Pota! (Photo )

11. trying to escape the attacks, one of two is repaired dall'amichetto that doubles as a shield Ducati (readily sgam in full).

TOP 10:
10. A
repeatedly switch in front of a crowded box by removing his sunglasses to see better and commenting on voice and facial expression "so red!" (Photo )

9. The same must hunt down the driver of your dreams waiting for the colleague / friend perennially late: "Where are you going?" - "Toilet" - "Sorry?" - "BATHROOM!" - "Oops ..." (Photo )

8. Monza WSBK 2009: In an hour unspecified, K has a phantom designed to do, "FRU FRU" on hair one of them. Pantene Award (she has not yet recovered!). (Photo )

7. 0:40 pm to Saturday, May 2, 2009, two crazy in the car trying to exit a locked gate, trying to understand how some people were able to get out of there a few moments before. Mystery is not solved yet! (Photo )

6. After yet another foray into German, one of two states, "But xxxxx has taken a bath in Chanel No. 5?"

5. One begins to sob dramatically in a climax.

4. After various vicissitudes, the other ends in a kind of hospitality to eat the delicious multi-ethnic pasta to potato chips.

3. Brux Do you use? For what? - Because I used to "grit your teeth" - I think you used it for sex - Oh, yes. - Really? - Yes Sara, but you understand what you said? No Pauline, do not you see I'm stoned? He asked you if you use it for sex ... - Oh No Max, I do not use it for it ... I used to "gnash their teeth" during the night! (Photo )

2. After "See you next year in Monza, it's time for" See you later! " (Photo )

1. A sgam is full of a mysterious pilot of an imaginary friend that no team goes about its un'accipicchia Teutonic friends: thirty seconds, the other one had done yet another figure of shit moving the chair to accommodate for the elusive driver next to her, while in the K I ask you kindly to support the leg incident follows a scene of panic, in which appears returns from the restroom and finds himself in the press room location completely loose, with people sticking out from everywhere. (Photo )

Any reference to persons, property or real events is purely coincidental.

Monday, December 21, 2009

English Tie Dye Saddle Pad

Seminary students of analytic philosophy.

From some time with Ettore think the need to share our knowledge and, most recently speaking with Matthew Bianchet (PhD in Logic), we agreed that it would be nice organize something together. This blog is born from this need. The proposal is that I do this, organize a seminar held by everyone and anyone. The Seminar Room on Friday afternoon, is always free, we ask Zucchi who is a teacher available to book the hall and schedule of meetings where each of us, from time to time, talks about his research project / thesis having the ability to know things that we otherwise would remain obscure. Obviously, however, before formalizing the request we should all agree. What do you think? Spread the word among students (serious) of logic and analytic philosophy and try to organize in January already. What do you think? Let comments to the post.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Ways To Break Water From Hydrogen

Laboratory. Dance II semester - Conte.

The concept of computability: from classical to quantum theory

second semester.
Lecturer: Dance Teacher
Proposer: Earl, G.

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Experimental Physics. II semester. Prof. Adrian Morando.

Module 1 (3 credits)
Rational Mechanics Kinematics

The concepts of space and time. Motion of a particle. The position vector. Trajectory parametric equations, arc length and timing law. The average speed and instantaneous velocity vectors. Calculation of the movement from the knowledge of speed and initial potion. Uniform motion. Rectilinear motion. Circular motion. Angular velocity. Acceleration: its components tangential and centripetal; radius of curvature. Calculation of speed from the acceleration and initial velocity. Moto accelerated smoothing. The falling bodies. Angular acceleration. The harmonic motion (hints). Analysis of the motion plan using complex variables (references).

Module 2 (3 credits) Dynamics


The concept of force. Positional forces. Central force. The force of gravity. Friction force. The three laws of motion. The law f = mdv / dt and the significance of its differential character. The role of the mass. Calculation of movement of a known force from the knowledge of speed and initial position.

Work of a known force along a trajectory of any assigned parametric equations. Its dependence on the trajectory. The conservative case. The example of uniform strength and power station. Force field. Rotor of a force and its cancellation in the case of conservation. Calculation of potential and potential energy. Integral of the first law of dynamics: the power of a force and kinetic energy. Total energy of an irrotational force field and its preservation.

Rigid body dynamics (hints).

Field theory

Action at a distance. The geometric space and the infinite speed of interactions. Read full time and a differential. The contact action. The physical space and speed over its interaction. Its dependence on local inertia and rigidity. The vector gradient operator, divergence, curl and Laplacian. Field equations. The wave phenomenon (references). Equations of mathematical physics (hints).

Module 3 (3 credits) Electromagnetism


The concept of electric charge. Coulomb's law. The static electric field E. Its irrotational. Independence of the circuitry of the electrostatic field from the path of integration: electrostatic energy and its conservation potential difference. The Gauss' law. The concept of a dielectric. Free charges and related charges. The carrier density D of displacement.

The concept of the conductor. Conduction current and its areal density. Ohm's law.

The magnetic field B. The laws of Laplace and Biot and Savart. Solenoidal magnetic field.

Ampere's law. The Faraday-Neumann. Magnetic energy.

The concept of displacement current. Its role in the creation of the magnetic field.

Evolution of the wave magnetic field (avcenni). Report Poynting (hints)



References
The course supports the following texts:



A. Einstein, L. Infeld, The Evolution of Physics, Basic Books, Turin, 1975;
M. Planck, knowledge of the physical world, Basic Books, Turin 1983;
PW Bridgman, The Logic of Modern Physics, Basic Books, Turin, 1973;
G. Toraldo di Francia, The investigation of the physical world, Einaudi, Torino, 1976;
M. Ageno, Physics, Basic Books, Turin, 2005;
R. Feynman, Physics, Zanichelli, Bologna, 2003


For any depth the following texts are recommended:


E. Persian, Introduction to Mathematical Physics, Bologna, 1976;
B. Finzi, Rational Mechanics, Zanichelli, Bologna, 2004;
T. Levi-Civita, U. Amaldi, Classes of Rational Mechanics, Zanichelli, Bologna, 1930;
S. Bobbio, E. Gatti, Electromagnetism and optics, Basic Books, Turin, 1998;
JD Jackson, Electrodynamics, Zanichelli, Bologna, 2002;
M. Fazio, Thermodynamics, Casa Editrice Ambrosiana, Milano, 1972;
H. Callen, Thermodynamics, Wiley and Sons, 1980;
H. Reichenbach, The Rise of Scientific Philosophy, Oxford University Press, 1986;
E. Agazzi, Issues and Problems of Philosophy of Physics, Edizioni Abete, Roma, 1983;
M. Hesse, Forces and fields, Feltrinelli, Milano, 1974;
RB Braithwaite, Scientific explanation, Feltrinelli, Milano, 1975;
E. Bellone, models and design of the world, Feltrinelli, Milano, 1973;
L. Geymonat, Philosophy and philosophy of science, Feltrinelli, Milano, 1960;
B. Giusti-Doran, from mechanical design to the design of electromagnetic nature, Il Mulino, Bologna, 1975;
O. Darrigol, Electrodynamics from Ampere to Einstein, Oxford University Press, 2000;
R. Penrose, The road to reality, Rizzoli, Milan, 2006;
J. Buchwald, From Maxwell to Microphysics, The University of Chicago Press, 1994;
E. Whittaker, A History of the Theories of Aether amd Electricity, Thomson and Nelson Ltd, London, 1951

Wester Chikans Groping

Seminar of philosophy of language.

seminar on the philosophy of language and mind

November 24, 2009 - 17 hours - classroom 111 (Via Day of Forgiveness, 7)
Diego Marconi (Torino)
on Truth and relativism moderate

December 22, 2009 - 17 hours - classroom 111 (via Day of Forgiveness, 7)
Marco Santambrogio (Parma)
empty names and the subject of the translation of Church

February 9, 2010 - 17 hours - classroom Delta (via Mercalli 21)
Luca Bonatti (Nantes and Trieste)
The probable and possible in 12 months

February 16, 2010 - 17 hours - classroom 435 (via Day of Forgiveness, 7)
Greg Currie (Nottingham)
Imagination and Desire

April 13, 2010 - 17 hours - classroom 435 (via Day of Forgiveness, 7) Andrea
Bianchi (Parma)
tba

May 25, 2010 - 17 hours
Robert Hopkins (Sheffield)
tba

between March and May 2010
Christopher Hughes (King's College - London)
tba


All interested persons are invited to participate.

The calendar of meetings of the seminar is provisional and subject to change.

Information: elisa.paganini @ unimi.it

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Lesson on Kaplan.

hours Tuesday, December 22 10:30 Professor Sandro Zucchi will give a lecture on the semantics of Kaplan. All interested parties are invited to attend.

[contact acquaintances who are studying subjects of interest to the blog and report this]

Satanic Mantras Repeating

Presentation.

This is the blog for students of philosophy of science, logic, formal ontology and philosophy of language, University of Milan. Here you can post news about the courses, examinations, seminars, workshops, ETCC. Personally contribute with ideas or just write something and very welcome. Thanks.